1. Watch the sunrise from Hollywood Beach’s observation tower
2. Order the Volcano Roll at Sushi Rock on East Las Olas
3. Watch a Everymen performance at Poorhouse
4. Soak in some rays on McSorley’s sundeck
5. Get your mouth fitted for a fake grill at the Swap Shop
6. Order the Pitts-burgher at Primanti Brothers
7. Curse in Spanish at the Dania Jai-Alai players
8. Invest in a fishing license at Kingsbury & Sons Tackle
9. Pick up a tacky souvenir at Alex’s gift shop
10. Try the potato soup at The Field
11. Browse a magazine at Caffe Rustica
12. Play bingo with the old folk at Old Tyme Bingo
13. Do yoga on Ft Lauderdale beach on Saturday morning at 10:30
14. Take the Riverfront Cruise
15. Go antiquing on Antique Row in Dania
16. Play shuffle board at Blondie’s
17. Get soft-serve on Hollywood Beach’s Broadwalk
18. Watch the cruise ships pull out of the port
19. Check out FAT Village’s monthly ArtWalk
20. Ride your bike to the beach
21. See a movie at the Gateway
22. Do the Everglades’ full moon bike ride
23. Pick up a sandwich and a cold one at Riverside Market
24. Take a long walk on FTL Beach at night
25. Spend a Tuesday night at Boomer’s ($12 unlimited arcades and mini golf)
26. Sip on coffee at Brew while reading or writing
27. Watch the Swinging Richards at Murphy’s Law
28. Try the fish tacos at Zona Fresca
29. Sign up for the Hollywood Beach Buddy Walk October 16th
30. Have breakfast at St. Bart’s
31. Try ALL the hot sauces at Tijuana Flats– even the one with a waiver
32. Submit an article for FTL Collective (email to mig@ftlcollective.com)
33. Go vegan for a night at Sublime
34. Try the seaweed salad at Tokyo Sushi on 17th Street
35. See how many 190 Octanes you can drink on FTL Beach
36. Go rollerskating at Gold Coast
37. Get the falafel platter at Exotic Bites
38. Check out Funtastic Fridays for Kids downtown Hollywood (more fun than it sounds)
39. Blow $5 on a “palm reading” on Federal Highway near Alex’s
40. Fake a British accent at Waxy’s
41. Ride the mechanical bull at Tequila Ranch
42. Take a long walk along the New River
43. Grab gelato in Wilton Manors
44. Drop something off at Food Not Bombs Fridays at 5
45. Order the coconut soup at Red Thai in Hollywood
46. Buy something for someone else at Jezebel
47. Try the Mahi sandwich at Margarita Cantina Crab and Seafood House
48. Eat Squiggy’s at a normal hour of the day
49. Drop into Radioactive Records for vinyl or a free show
50. Grab some English food at King’s Head
51. Save money and get your next haircut at Aveda
52. Get breakfast on the water at Giorgio’s in Hollywood
53. Try your luck on the slots at Hard Rock Casino
54. Catch a jazz band at Sushi Blues in Hollywood
55. Take a class at Crossfit
56. Try one of Fat Hand’s favorite breakfast burritos at Bluejays
57. Have dinner at Green Bar
58. Go to Betty’s
59. Pack a picnic and book and spend a Sunday at the jetty
60. Eat with your hands at Rustic Inn
61. Rescue a hermit crab from Wings
62. Swing by Goodwill off Hallandale Beach Blvd
63. Fly a kite at Dania Beach (or try surfing with one)
64. Order a large root beer, chili dogs with cheese and onion, and a brownie sundae from Skyline Chili and tell me it’s not good
65. Attend For Art’s Sake Typeface event
66. Take a free class at Red Pearl Yoga
67. Go kayaking at Anne Kolb
68. Order a fancy dessert at Jimmie’s
69. Attend the next SWARM warehouse party
70. Try a new beer at PRL or Tap 42
71. Geocache the impossible at Frost Park
72. Watch your next Heat game at Whiskey Tango (if they lose, your tab is on them)
73. Try Dough Boys Pizza
74. Get a cheese-steak at CJ’s draft house
75. Check out CCW (Coastal Championship Wrestling)
76. Skip the downtown crowd and spend a Friday night at Maguire’s Hill 16
77. Get the Poutan at Dairy Belle
78. End your night at the Hard Rock in the alcoholic cloud of Gryphon/Pangaea
79. Have dinner at Carlos and Pepe’s
80. Wander around the “haunted” Hollywood Beach Hotel and find their eerie black and white photos
81. Tame your sweet tooth at Chocolada
82. Dance polka under the stars at the Hollywood Beach bandshell
83. Order the kitchen sink at Jaxson’s
84. Relax at the renovated Young Circle in Hollywood
85. Find your new favorite diner
86. Spend an afternoon at the FTL Main Library
87. Check out Josh’s Organic on Hollywood Beach Sundays
88. Spin the Wheel Of Vomit at Fat Cat’s
89. Catch a punk band lineup at Rocketown
90. Attend the next event at 1921
91. Head to America’s Backyard and take a shot every time they throw napkins in the air or play a top 40 song
92. See if LeTub really does make America’s best burger
93. Pig out at the Hollywood Beach Clam Bake
94. Attend an art event in Sailboat Bend
95. Grab a gyro at Sahara Hollywood Beach
96. Watch an educational IMAX
97. Go on the Jungle Queen
98. Order fish dip at Tarpon Bend
99. Fish off of Dania Pier
100. Find an awesome Indian restaurant and tell us about it
101. Buy the next FTL Groupon– no matter what it is
102. Go to the dog beach in Hollywood
103. Bike around Birch State Park
104. Browse volunteerbroward.org
105. Find a used book store
106. Take a girl in your life to the Ft Lauderdale Museum of Art
107. Go bowling at Manor Lanes
108. Play a bar game at Flicker Lite
109. Grill on the beach
110. Attend the next JAMS event
111. Spend a day at the Museum of Discovery and Science
112. Take your date to Japanese Village
113. Order the Cowboy at Charm City Burgers
114. Try the Nacho Bizness food truck
115. Get a drink from Pete at Village Well (possibly sing karaoke and hula hoop)
116. Get an amazing smoothie from Robert Is Here
117. Take a paddle-boarding lesson
118. Order fresh baked goods from Euro Bread
119. Pack wine and cheese for Jazz Brunch
120. Get your 3PM breakfast at Lester’s
121. Go to the next quirky event at Undergrounds Coffeehaus
122. Spend a day taking pictures around where you live
123. Sangria Sundays at Maracas– $1 all day and night
124. Buy something from ABC thrift store
125. Order a burrito at The Whole Enchilada
126. Eat late night at the Floridian
127. Order a burger at Rok Burger
128. Pick up a six pack of Holy Mackerel
129. Attend a rock concert at Revolution
130. Sit and people-watch at the Dale-ien Gap (the wooden stoop between Poorhouse and America’s Backyard) for a whole night
131. Dance in the electronic room of Living Room
132. Attend the Turkish Festival in Huizenga Plaza
133. Order freshly baked bread from Gran Forno
134. Buy a cigar from Macabi Cigar Bar on Las Olas
135. Don a cowboy hat at a rodeo in Davie
136. Line dance at Round Up
137. Catch an acoustic set at Stage 84
138. Find the castle in Tarpon River
139. Get rip-roaring at Elbo Room (doesn’t take long)
140. Guess trivia at Cafe Blue Fish (Thursday nights)
141. Order a Cubeltini at Trina
142. Write a dirty saying on the walls of Pirate Bar
143. Play pick-up volleyball on FTL Beach (even if you suck)
144. See the live mermaids at Wreck Bar
145. Play ping pong at Kim’s Alley Bar
146. Organize a Water Taxi bar crawl
147. Order frozen drinks at Bahia Cabana
148. Scarf up a bratwurst with an Icehouse draft at Bierbrunnen
149. Stay a night at a hostel on the beach, Beach Hostel or Deauvill
150. Attend the next IWAN The Bubble warehouse party
151. Check out the grand opening of Laser Wolf
152. Sweat on your dance partner at E-Bar (AKA Latino Fire)
153. Order Cajun at Bourbon on 2nd
154. Attend the next afternoon beach rave on FTL Beach
155. Take an airboat ride
156. Get a lapdance at Scarletts
157. Race Coatman down Las Olas
158. Test out the conch chowder for yourself at Ernies (and nothing else)
159. Get a slice at Rocco’s on Hollywood Beach
160. Order the Porky burger at Los Perros
161. Go to a pool party at Exit 66
162. Rent a banana bike on the Hollywood Broadwalk
163. Enjoy a Sunday brunch at Rosie’s
164. Catch a movie at the Swap Shop drive-in theater
165. Feed a feral cat or racoon near Dania Beach
166. Try skimboarding at Dania Beach
167. Take a day cruise to the Bahamas
168. Catch a FLIFF at Cinema Paradiso
169. Eat the clams at Tarks
170. Order the lomo saltado at Peruvian House
171. Observe a Florida Panther at Flamingo Gardens
172. Jump off the diving board at the Swimming Hall Of Fame
173. Peruse the Antique Car Museum
174. Take a trip to the Fishing Hall Of Fame
175. Have a conversation with someone else, speaking into the satellites in front of the Museum of Science
176. Tour Old Fort Lauderdale
177. Make-out with your significant other at night on the short wall along the New River, facing the skyline
178. Buy a ticket to a Broadway musical at Broward Performing Arts Center
179. Watch the annual Winterfest Boat Parade with hot chocolate and Kahlua
180. Spend time reading the bricks on the Riverwalk
181. Try on the mesh body suit at the Swap Shop
182. Marvel at Rollerblade Guy’s sweet tricks
183. Try a different beer at World Of Beer in Coconut Creek
184. Catch a show at Culture Room
185. Play frisbee golf at Tradewinds (free on weekdays)
186. Be one with nature at Butterfly World
187. Try a burger at Gilberts on 17th
188. Get drunk on a bus loop
189. Eat a sub at Laspadas
190. Eat a Philly Cheesesteak at Mr. Nick’s
191. Get the lunch special at Texas Hold’em
192. Pretend to be Lebron James in a pick-up game at Bayview Park
193. Drive down Perimeter Road and speed up or slow down to go under a plane
194. Hang with the bikers at Flossies
195. Read a comic book at Tates
196. Go sledding at Christmas on Las Olas
197. Drink 30 mini cups at New Times Beer Fest
198. Smoke hookah at Kan Zaman Cafe in Plantation
199. Play shuffle board at Florence Hardy Park (must have own equipment)
200. Eat the rotisserie chicken meal at La Granja
201. Build an elaborate sand castle on the beach
202. Enjoy an FTL Mule
203. Order a Cuban Sandwich at Tropical Cafe
204. Start a local blog and write about your favorite places in Broward
205. Find a blue bike
206. Check out Yellowgreen
207. Buy a crayon caricature from Mickey Clean
208. Dance with 80s Guy at Dicey Riley’s
209. Dress up slutty for Trick or Treat on 2nd Street
210. Chug a beer in a Santa costume at SantaCon FTL
211. Buy a fifth at Tallent Liquor on Broward
212. Do-it-yourself Scott Rothstein reality tour (see next five entries)
213. Get your picture taken with a politician (part of Do-it-yourself Scott Rothstein reality tour)
214. Give money to a charity (part of Do-it-yourself Scott Rothstein reality tour)
215. Ask a bartender at Blue Martini to marry you (part of Do-it-yourself Scott Rothstein reality tour)
216. Convince your friends that you’re part of a massive ponzi scheme (part of the Do-it-yourself Scott Rothstein reality tour)
217. Visit the Broward County Jail (part of the Do-it-yourself Scott Rothstein reality tour)
218. Invent a new drink and call it the Ft Lauderdale __________ (you fill in the blank)
219. Build a rope swing into a body of water, then tell us where it is.
220. Try to order a Freedom Bomb at the Downtowner Saloon
221. Survive a whole night, only at Coyote Ugly
222. Eat at Chen’s Garden, the sketchy Chinese takeout place by the main police station on Broward
223. Sneak into a movie on a weekday at the movie theater in Riverfront
224. Try kava at Kahuna Awa Kava Bar (don’t bring beers inside, trust me)
225. Catch a show by Spred The Dub at Fat Cats
226. Laugh at the live stand-up comedians at National Lampoon
227. Contemplate getting a tattoo at Tattoo Blues
228. Buy something at the Indie Craft Bazaar
229. Challenge a skateboarder by the outdoor stage in Huizenga Plaza to a trick off
230. Flirt with a cougar/silver fox at Blue Martini for happy hour
231. Wear a disguise to The Hut Lounge
232. Attend a sporting event at Lockhart Stadium
233. Take photos of murals
234. Get overly caffeinated with Cuban coffee at the little stand off N. Andrews by Sunrise
235. Go to an event at The Collide Factory
236. Attend an event for Day Of The Dead in Flagler Village
237. Play a massive game of flip cup at White Table Foundation
238. Plant something at the community garden in Flagler Village
239. Splurge at Canyon
240. Have lunch at Casablanca on a sunny day
241. Catch a free movie at Young Circle
242. Watch a famous comedian at the Improv at Hard Rock
243. Invade a kickball weekly party at Dicey’s (try to find a WAKA tee at Salvation Army to enjoy the drink specials too)
244. Challenge ex-frat boys to beer pong at Crazy 8’s
245. Take a free surfing lesson on a Saturday mornin
246. Lunch and feeding the tarpon at 15th Street Fisheries and dockside cafe
247. Pre-game for Culture Room at Wayward Sailor
248. Roll the dice at Kelly’s Landing (called Lobster Yachtzee)
249. Play ring game at the Tip (after Charm City)
250. Ride the roller coaster at Boomers all day, over and over
251. Coach a soccer team in the Ft Lauderdale city league (no experience necessary, trust me)
252. Dance on a table at Opa
253. Get a hot dog at Hotdog Heaven
254. Go on a bar crawl in Wilton Manors
255. Go to Sawgrass Mall the day before Christmas
256. Take a duck tour and quack the loudest
257. Attend a Fetish Factory party, then tell us what happens at one
258. Go to Lips for Bitchy Bingo
259. Race a stranger at Xtreme Indoor Carting
260. Bring your dog to Snyder Park
261. Go on a ghost tour….if you dare
262. Imitate a monkey at the Bonnet House
263. Try to figure out the offsides rule at a Florida Panthers game
264. Fall asleep on a bed at IKEA
265. Try to get a slice at every pizza place in Riverfront
266. Take a flyer for Art Bar and actually go
267. Try on fancy clothes at Galleria Mall
268. Pretend you know ‘Mike’ at the door at Voodoo
269. Go to Club Jai and buy a jai alai player a drink
270. Watch NASCAR at Freddie’s Anchor Bar
271. Get BBQ from the mobile cooker outside Monterey Club
272. Take a fake band promo shot on the downtown railroad tracks
273. Swim in the pool at the downtown Pirate Republic Bar
274. Have a conversation with the cat man in Old Fort Lauderdale (you’ll know know who he is)
275. Edit the wikipedia page for Fort Lauderdale
276. Take the Tri Rail somewhere
277. Invite all your friends to The Cubby Hole
278. Watch a St Thomas Aquinas football game
279. Challenge Lyrikill to a freestyle contest
280. Take a date on the gondola tour (is that still in business?)
281. Go to the beach in the heart of winter and send a picture text to your buddy in Boston
282. Head to Midnight Madness on Deerfield Beach
283. Do a beer funnel on the beach during Spring Break and don’t blame us if you get arrested
284. Buy your significant other an pair of underwear that says I <3 To Fart
285. Write a poem in the Secret Woods
286. Try to spot a manatee (bring lettuce)
287. Attempt to water ski at Quiet Waters
288. Take a tour of the Ft Lauderdale Fire & Safety Museum
289. Organize a neighborhood block party to meet the neighbors
290. Buy a sex toy at Hustler
291. Catch a karaoke performance by Dennis Rodman
292. Find curbside parking at the Super Publix downtown, and just sit in your car for 15 minutes
293. Buy clothes for your girlfriend or yourself at Lilac and Lilies
294. Drive a moped down A1A on a sunny day
295. Eat breakfast at Peter Pan Diner the day after Halloween
296. Attempt mountain biking at Markham Park
297. Buy marmite at Pond Hoppers
298. Root against the Eagles at Parrot Lounge
299. Ride the Sun Trolley with a cooler of alcohol for a whole Saturday
300. Take a photo in the red phone booth in front of Kings Head in Dania
301. Get coffee at Expresso Coffee Company (drive through on Andrews)
302. Support a local opening band at Culture Room
303. Eat lunch at a Pure Platinum on a Sunday
304. Shoot a gun at Big Al’s off Hallandale Boulevard
305. Sneakily hang up your own piece of art into an art show
306. Ride a bike through a mobile home park
307. Take a picture with Holla AKA Bikini Guy
308. Catch some Miami bands at Monterey Club
309. Buy a mango or avocado from someone selling out of their house
310. Spray paint your bike blue
311. Pretend to know wine at 7th Street Wine Company
312. Attend PRIDE (March)
313. Check out an ArtServe exhibit
314. Attend Stonewall Festival
315. Catch Alexander perform at A1A Dive Bar
316. Take a tour of Stranahan House
317. Crash a wedding reception at the Riverside Hotel
318. Sneak into the pool at the W
319. Organize a boxed wine bike rally that stretches from downtown to the beach and everywhere in between
320. Get a gyro at the Greek Festival in February
321. Catch a cricket match at North America’s only ICC approved cricket stadium in Lauderhill
322. Take your parents on a canal tour on one of FTL’s many boat-tour options
323. Take a hot girl/guy you just met on the ultimate FTL first date: Dinner at Coconuts, walk across the street for drinks at the Treasure Trove
324. Taco Tuesday at T-Mex
325. Score free artwork at the annual Red Eye Art Scavenger Hunt
326. Watch the swing bridge swivel
327. Ladies night at Yolo
328. Fake an injury at a pill mill
329. Ride your bike over the 17th Street bridge
330. Play afternoon tennis at Riverside Park, then go to Florence Hardy Park to continue playing when it gets dark
331. Buy a dress at Boca Leche
332. Ask the homeless guy with the mullet who the current president is (then run)
333. Make a Soup Nazi joke at the soup place in the 450 East Las Olas building
334. Explore the fantasy store on Hollywood Blvd, downtown Hollywood
335. Tailgate for a football game you are not attending at Sun Life Stadium
336. Get your freak on at the Sailboat Bend block party
337. Drink a root-beer float from Kilwin’s on Las Olas
338. Peruse the one-of-a-kind selection at Mickey’s Orchids
339. Catch Fourth Dimension (Broward’s hardest working band) at Fat Cats
340. Watch any game you want at Duffy’s sports theater
341. Scuba dive for sunken Prohibition-era rum (we like to think there’s some out there)
342. Monthly wine tasting at Cellars Wine & Spirits
343. Crack up at Laffing Matterz comedy dinner theater at the Broward Center
344. Peruse the New Times and respond to the advertisement of your choice
345. Get a cheap ($10!) hand car wash on the weekends courtesy of the guy outside West Side Market in Sailboat Bend
346. Try the JB’s Cheesesteaks food truck
347. Root against the Saints at Shuck N Dive
348. Enjoy a catamaran cruise on the Spirit of Lauderdale
349. Take a picture with M.I.L.F. Hunter
350. Order the cheapest beer, followed by 2 expensive mixed drinks at Capones for their 3-4-1 deal
351. Go 10 under the speed limit and enjoy the view on the 595 to I95 ramp (be careful though)
352. Sneak into Off The Hookah when they try to charge a $10 cover
353. Get a smoothie from the guy with the stand along the river, just past Brinys
354. Cosmic bingo (Seminole Casino)
355. See a show at Fox and Hound
356. Watch a pop punk band at Talent Farm
357. Write a poem while waiting to get to the end of the people mover at Super Publix
358. Buy a funny mug at Poverello
359. Go to Briny’s and take the cliche photo by the shark
360. Eat a sub at My Market
361. Sneak onto a clay tennis court at Central Park in Plantation
362. Lunch at Shooters (listen to steel drum guy)
363. Go to the Sistrunk Festival
364. Get jerk chicken at the annual Jerk Festival in Sunrise
365. Drink green beer on Himmarshee Street for Saint Patricks Day

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